hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready
hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

(via captain-flatline)


Geoff got Got...

Geoff got Got...
pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

(via shesetsherfriendsonfire)

the-hunted-achievement:

cakelesscrystal:

That was Ryan’s “I’m going to kill you” look.

Ryan with the fucking JAZZ HANDS omg  the-hunted-achievement:

cakelesscrystal:

That was Ryan’s “I’m going to kill you” look.

Ryan with the fucking JAZZ HANDS omg 

the-hunted-achievement:

cakelesscrystal:

That was Ryan’s “I’m going to kill you” look.

Ryan with the fucking JAZZ HANDS omg 

(via suspiciousyetdelicious)


"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

"Oh… It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."

(via raptamaiko)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

(via 420highgallifreyan)

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(via the-hero-of-ages)