Strikes and gutters, man.

Orite, I'm Andy. I'm 20 and Scottish. Fan of movies, music, gaming and comics. Oh, and sloths.

Pulpit rock

nentindo:

gf: come over :)

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon: i can’t

gf: i’ll have sex with you

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon:

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NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES